St. Michael The Archangel 'Choke Me If You Can' Long Sleeve Compression Rashguard

St. Michael The Archangel 'Choke Me If You Can' Long Sleeve Compression Rashguard Description:

Tired of getting smashed while looking boring? Elevate your game (or at least your wardrobe) with our St. Michael The Archangel 'Choke Me If You Can' Long Sleeve Compression Rashguard. Scientifically engineered to make you look like a black belt while still tapping like a blue. Made from a high-performance blend of sweat, tears, and crushed egos, this St. Michael The Archangel 'Choke Me If You Can' Long Sleeve Compression Rashguard wicks away your dignity as fast as your opponent takes your back. With state-of-the-art anti-excuse technology, you’ll no longer be able to blame your loss on bad grips—just bad life choices. Plus, the pre-stretched collar ensures maximum comfort when your training partner insists on cross-collar chokes again. Perfect for rolling, drilling, or dramatically staring at your belt wondering if today is the day you finally learn leg locks (it isn’t). Whether you're a gym shark or a gym mat, our St. Michael The Archangel 'Choke Me If You Can' Long Sleeve Compression Rashguard, guarantees one thing: you'll definitely look cool while losing. Tap early, tap often, tap in style!
Order your St. Michael The Archangel 'Choke Me If You Can' Long Sleeve Compression Rashguard today!
Type:Print

St. Michael The Archangel 'Choke Me If You Can' Long Sleeve Compression Rashguard Special Features:

• Polyester and Spandex blend - Smooth and Ultra-Soft Fabric that provides extreme comfort with very little weight and without restriction - Machine Washable. • It wicks sweat away from the body to prevent chafing and rashes • Keeps the muscles warm to prevent muscle strain